twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

so-nerdy-it-hurts:

There are over 526 million black women in the world, all with different appearances, and your racist ass is going to say not liking black women is a ‘preference’, when the only damn thing they all got in common physically is their blackness? Sure, honey. 

Can you solve Sphinx’s riddle?

Baby: d-d-d
Dad: Daddy? Are you trying to say daddy?
Baby: d-d-Dio. You thought my first word would be daddy, but it was i, dio

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

pechyenka:

jonathan- nicest jojo

joseph- funniest jojo

johnny- most moe jojo

jolyne- most badass jojo

josuke- most beautiful jojo

giorno- jojo most like greek nonfat yogurt: pleasant but bland

jotaro- most likely jojo to finish the entire thing of oreos and then put the empty container back on the shelf for someone else to find and be disappointed like the little asshole he is

fursonja:

memes today arent what they used to be. im a REAL MEME fan.

you say doge, i say all your base are belong to us

you say you came out to have a good time, i say LEEROYYY JENNNNNNKIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS

you say rage faces, i say never gonna give you up

reblog if youre part of the 2% of trolls left who like REAL MEMES btw im 14

Smile joins the Noah’s Ark Circus!